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6 February
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Darwin: It was the logical next step after comming down from the trees.
Tomas de Torquemada: Give me 10 minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Emily Dickinson:Because it could not stop for death.
Ernest Hemingway:To die. In the rain.
Ronald Reagan:I forget...
Saddam Hussein:This was an un-provoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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- Toilet out of order. please use floor below

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